The Joker' Tales

The silly billy funny family stories

I have weird/dark sense of humour and tend to remember junks easily.

If you caught me giggling alone i might be reminiscing them.

1. Like the Rosetta stone, my sister wrote on the wall, there is a crazy bird in the house and likes to make noises. She drew a cheeky bird to complement her statement. The bird was the late matriarch, mom.

   
   

2. Once, my late dad chased my sister around the house and farted again and again loudly in front of her. She ran back and forth hysterically in our wooden shaky old house.The whole family was screaming. Her unfortunate runs continued when my crazy dad chased her again with my brother’ foreskin after his mandatory circumcision.

   
   

3. My youngest sister got her first national id card done and to her horror she was only wearing one earring. I was dying with laughters to know that she drew another earring on the card soon after.

   
   

4. If you still remember, in the intro I told you the story I breastfed until the aged of 4/5. My jealous evil auntie even threatened me that she was going to put chillies on my mom’ if i didnt stop.

   
   

5. We had quack quack/ducks back then and dad would kept their eggs into hidden busket. One day a not so closed relative came wanted to buy the eggs but mom said we have none. My big mouth just woudnt shut and i told them where my dad hid those eggs.

   Dad eventually came home and mom was the poor Mary Antoinette that day.

6. Over the years we had so many cats to a point sometime i didnt even know who they were. We even have more than enough numbers to run Cats the musical.They kept my poor dad on his feet with their at times naughty but very much normal to cats antics. Yambo was the fiercest, dominant, muscly white male cat , he was territorial and very good at fighting and usually came out victorious.

Another legendary one was Sahara, the motherly female feline with chestnut color fur and saggy boobies. My dad wasnt a fan because of her recurrent unwanted pregnancy and her fertility giving us tons of kitten. In her defence, we should have nutted her but at that time that was luxury.

Sahara was very cool and epic tho. She didn’t give a fuck and just showed up like nothing happened "Sorry I got pregnant again y’all “

The amazing thing about the iconic Sahara was that shes very smart and resilience, my dad dumped her so many times , like 2-3km away but she always find her way home after day or two.

She was like Shangela and Jujube on Drag Race.

I believe they gave some degree of their prowess to me.

IYKYK